(Source: weheartit.com, via bloomsbury)
- god: i have made Mankind
- angels: you fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
this hurt to laugh at
@staff delete this
“The markings upon the band begin to fade. The writing which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared, a secret now that only fire can tell.”
(via deadmeatdryblood)
